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The – I Put The ‘Fun’ In ‘Funeral’ – Song List!! :-) February 1, 2009

There’s this ‘25 Random Things About Me’ thing that’s going round. Despite much prodding, I’m not going to do that but I’m doing this instead, cos I’m a cranky cow.clownfuneral

Here are the songs I want played at my funeral.

I’m not suicidal or anything. Listen, your funeral is the last party you are ever going to throw and it’s the one where no-one lets you pick the tunes. Well fuck that; I want my own songs, not these hymns about Jesus and stuff. Hey Jesus, you had your chance; you died (rather spectacularly, I might add) and then rose again so if you didn’t like the songs, it’s yer own fault. I don’t want people wailing on about you at MY going away bash… Hang on, there’s a knock on the door…

Oh, hi Jesus! How’s it going, man?…. OK, we’ll talk but when I get up there we’re going to have words about the track selection…… No, I don’t want to make a big deal out of it…… Uh, you can’t come in right now, I’m busy….. No, no, just go away! No, I do not want to feel your stigmata wounds….. Jesus, Jesus! Piss off!!!!!
(Anyway, in case I die – hopefully when I’m around 78, in the arms of a 26-year-old man due to a gunshot wound to the head inflicted by his 22-year-old girlfriend who catches us – please make sure these are the songs that are played. Thank you. I am in the sane-est mind I’ll ever be, signed – Erin Feeney. *Witnessed by Matthew Schoenfeld*)

Matthew – Ummm, who’s this 26-year-old?
Erin – Don’t worry hun. You’re already dead, women live longer.
Matthew – Oh, that’s OK then. Good for you!
Erin – Thanks dude!

And now, Le Tunes:

One Step Beyond by Madness. (Would really like it if there was at least 3 guys who did the moves too.)

Night Shift by The Commodores. (Would really like it if there was at least 3 guys who did the moves too. *Please see above for Madness)
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If I Should Fall From Grace With God by The Pogues.

Rise by PIL.

Left Of Center by Suzanne Vega.
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Float On by Modest Mouse.
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Forget-Me-Nots by Patrice Rushen.
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Heart Of Gold by Neil Young.
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PunkRocker by The Teddybears feat. Iggy Pop.  – I want THIS guy at my funeral – to loosen you fuckers up a bit! ;-)

Dirt by Phish. Audio Only

And for my procession (where they carry you in yer box for a bit, then throw a load of earth all over ya and people cry) – Rainbow Connection by Kermit the Frog. [note from Matthew: Sorry Erin, the movie version was removed]

So there you have it. Am I a ‘bring-down’ or what? ;-)

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